bro the Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King actually works lol
"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov – Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!”
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A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey... and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
Are you looking for some best chess jokes you have ever heard? So then, get ready to laugh out loud with the best chess jokes!
What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
An ex-queen-d player.
Why did the knight go on vacation?
To get away from all the check-mates.
Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
Because it always got checkmated.
Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
A bishop-ache.
What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
“I guess its checkmate for me.”
What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
Why did the chess player go to jail?
He was caught making illegal moves.
What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
“Check-mate.”
Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
He was afraid of being check-mated.
What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
Pawned.
What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
A king.
Why did the knight go to the doctor?
He had a knight-mare.
Why did the rook go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little board.
What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
A game of cat and mouse.
What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
A Wild West chess game.
Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
He wanted to checkmate.
What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
A knight-errant.
Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
He wanted to protect his king.
have fun!
What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
An ex-queen-d player.
Why did the knight go on vacation?
To get away from all the check-mates.
Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
Because it always got checkmated.
Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
A bishop-ache.
What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
“I guess its checkmate for me.”
What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
Why did the chess player go to jail?
He was caught making illegal moves.
What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
“Check-mate.”
Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
He was afraid of being check-mated.
What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
Pawned.
What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
A king.
Why did the knight go to the doctor?
He had a knight-mare.
Why did the rook go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little board.
What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
A game of cat and mouse.
What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
A Wild West chess game.
Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
He wanted to checkmate.
What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
A knight-errant.
Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
He wanted to protect his king.
have fun!
An Australian chess player gave a check, when he gave it, he said, "Check, Mate"
@jr_6833 said in #15:
> Are you looking for some best chess jokes you have ever heard? So then, get ready to laugh out loud with the best chess jokes!
>
> What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
> An ex-queen-d player.
>
> Why did the knight go on vacation?
> To get away from all the check-mates.
>
> Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
> Because it always got checkmated.
>
> Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
> Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
> A bishop-ache.
>
> What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
> “I guess its checkmate for me.”
>
> What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
>
> Why did the chess player go to jail?
> He was caught making illegal moves.
>
> What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
> “Check-mate.”
>
> Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
> He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
>
> What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
>
> Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
> He was afraid of being check-mated.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
> Pawned.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
> A king.
>
> Why did the knight go to the doctor?
> He had a knight-mare.
>
> Why did the rook go to the doctor?
> He was feeling a little board.
>
> What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
> A game of cat and mouse.
>
> What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
> A Wild West chess game.
>
> Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
> He wanted to checkmate.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
> A knight-errant.
>
> Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
> He wanted to protect his king.
>
> have fun!
was i supposed to laugh at this
> Are you looking for some best chess jokes you have ever heard? So then, get ready to laugh out loud with the best chess jokes!
>
> What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
> An ex-queen-d player.
>
> Why did the knight go on vacation?
> To get away from all the check-mates.
>
> Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
> Because it always got checkmated.
>
> Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
> Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
> A bishop-ache.
>
> What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
> “I guess its checkmate for me.”
>
> What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
>
> Why did the chess player go to jail?
> He was caught making illegal moves.
>
> What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
> “Check-mate.”
>
> Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
> He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
>
> What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
>
> Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
> He was afraid of being check-mated.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
> Pawned.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
> A king.
>
> Why did the knight go to the doctor?
> He had a knight-mare.
>
> Why did the rook go to the doctor?
> He was feeling a little board.
>
> What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
> A game of cat and mouse.
>
> What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
> A Wild West chess game.
>
> Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
> He wanted to checkmate.
>
> What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
> A knight-errant.
>
> Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
> He wanted to protect his king.
>
> have fun!
was i supposed to laugh at this
@MAGNus_204 said in #17:
> was i supposed to laugh at this
No, the thing that is bad about it is that it's long.
> was i supposed to laugh at this
No, the thing that is bad about it is that it's long.
Are you looking for some best chess jokes you have ever heard? So then, get ready to laugh out loud with the best chess jokes!
What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
An ex-queen-d player.
Why did the knight go on vacation?
To get away from all the check-mates.
Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
Because it always got checkmated.
Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
A bishop-ache.
What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
“I guess its checkmate for me.”
What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
Why did the chess player go to jail?
He was caught making illegal moves.
What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
“Check-mate.”
Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
He was afraid of being check-mated.
What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
Pawned.
What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
A king.
Why did the knight go to the doctor?
He had a knight-mare.
Why did the rook go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little board.
What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
A game of cat and mouse.
What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
A Wild West chess game.
Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
He wanted to checkmate.
What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
A knight-errant.
Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
He wanted to protect his king.
dude these jokes make no sense
im trying to figure out all of them lol
( ́・ω・`)?
What do you call a chess player who just lost their queen?
An ex-queen-d player.
Why did the knight go on vacation?
To get away from all the check-mates.
Why was the chess board bad at playing hide-and-seek?
Because it always got checkmated.
Why did the chess player take a bus to the game?
Because he heard the knight bus was out of service.
What do you call a chess player who’s lost his bishop?
A bishop-ache.
What did the chess player say when he lost his queen?
“I guess its checkmate for me.”
What did the chess player say to his opponent when he won the game? “Thanks for playing, mate.”
Why did the chess player go to jail?
He was caught making illegal moves.
What did the chess player say when he was asked to describe his game in one word?
“Check-mate.”
Why did the chess player bring a flashlight to the game?
He wanted to shed some light on the situation.
What did the chess player say when he was asked if he had any pawns left? “Nope, they’re all gone with the wind.”
Why did the king refuse to play chess with the queen?
He was afraid of being check-mated.
What do you call a chess player who’s always losing?
Pawned.
What do you call a chess player who’s always winning?
A king.
Why did the knight go to the doctor?
He had a knight-mare.
Why did the rook go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little board.
What do you call a chess game between a cat and a mouse?
A game of cat and mouse.
What do you call a chess game between a cowboy and an Indian?
A Wild West chess game.
Why did the chess player take his rook to the bank?
He wanted to checkmate.
What do you call a chess player who’s good at math?
A knight-errant.
Why did the chess player wear a cap to the game?
He wanted to protect his king.
dude these jokes make no sense
im trying to figure out all of them lol
( ́・ω・`)?