Why is chess better than sex?

@Oportunist said in #47:
> İs the feminine center something like the center of the earth?
It is a dark humid place. You must be careful whenever you enter. Always bring protection.

#36:
> I suppose it does give comfort to the virgins
which one ;)

@chesseater78 said in #5:
> You can sacrifice your queen before mating without risking jail-time (or worse)....: )
bro ToT

Depends on how long a bishop is in play!

"I did not play chess with that woman" - BC

According to the the book "Chess, Sex and Rochn'Roll" only Sex is better than Chess.....